On Saturday, I watched some hairy Seattle hipsters knock over a garbage can. When the middle-aged owners of the Guitar Store tried to convince them to push the can upright, the rabies that had apparently addled their cool urban brains went into full infected pit bull mode. Next thing you know, these four hairy agents of gentrification were pummeling two men at least twice their age to the ground, shouting crude threats and basically behaving like extras in the Road Warrior. I don't know if it's the economy, the growing seediness of Seattle in general, or if the same virus that makes people listen to the Dirty Projectors, wear skinny jeans and slurp Pabst has gone malignant. I sincerely hope that the police take some time out of their busy schedules shooting indigenous wood carvers and beating black teenage girls to knock some everliving shit out of these droogs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpuNE1cX03c
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